Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing
me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once.

We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I
don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of
family problems."

The American said, " Talking about love marriages?.. . I'll tell you
my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-
daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father
had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.

And you say you have family problems.. ? !