Good Joke on Salary Hike

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary !

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have given $o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,


The next day, you received this letter of reply :


Oh my dear:


I k NOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NO t doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You k NOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager